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Sunny
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« on: May 20, 2011, 04:37:00 AM »

Dying to get word out?
CDC offers survival advice in zombie preparedness campaign

By Cynthia Dizikes, Tribune reporter
8:54 p.m. CDT, May 19, 2011

Late spring in the United States means preparing for natural disasters like floods, hurricanes, tornadoes and now … a zombie apocalypse.

Should such a takeover occur, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention this week announced a few important ghoul-survival guidelines.

"Plan your evacuation route. When zombies are hungry, they won't stop until they get food (i.e., brains), which means you need to get out of town fast!" reads a blog post by Assistant Surgeon General Ali Khan. "Plan where you would go and multiple routes you would take ahead of time so that the flesh eaters don't have a chance!"

If this seems like a hoax, it's not, CDC spokesman Dave Daigle said. The communications team fleshed out the zombie preparedness campaign after noticing a spike in Internet traffic when the monsters were mentioned during an online session about Japan and radiation.

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« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2011, 08:30:10 PM »

Sounds to me like it's too late, some folks have already had their brains sucked out. Only they don't seem to be aware of it.
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« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2011, 12:04:21 AM »

We need to be prepared for how to deal with nuts too. lol
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« Reply #3 on: June 27, 2011, 03:53:54 PM »

Sounds to me like it's too late, some folks have already had their brains sucked out. Only they don't seem to be aware of it.

You mean politicians?
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